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This is Part Two of the ongoing horror story, “MAYFLY”.  Part One is here.  I hope to update every few weeks, so stick around!

MAYFLY

So I stayed. Maybury took a troubled breath, and began again.

“I’ve talked a lot of shit in my day, Philip.  But nothing we dreamed of could ever prepare me for what I’ve seen.”

I smiled, trying to stir a germ of good humor in the mix.  “Prepare you for dying over and over, you mean? I should think not.”

Maybury cackled in his way, jagged, rough, and tempered by years of trauma. “Ha! ‘Dying over and over.’ I must seem like a spandex superhero to you.  No, no.  The dying is the least of it.”  The swaddled man shuddered, idly fingering his I.V.  “Let me tell you… The first time I died, I -”

“Knock, knock,” a woman’s voice boomed from over my shoulder.  I turned and saw a sculpted woman, dusky and athletic, cool slate eyes set behind half-mast lids.

“Ah, Shaheen.  I was beginning to wonder about you.”

“Put this on,” the amazon commanded, tossing Roger a grey trench-coat that unfurled as it flew.  “We have maybe three minutes.”

“Did you have much trouble?” Roger slipped off the gown and tucked his little frame into the coat.

“No.  No trouble.”  She rolled her shale eyes toward me, heavy in their Olmec grooves.  “And this one?”

“Oh, he’s fine.  He’s an old friend of mine.  He’ll be no problem – will you, Philip?”

My foetal response died in the throat under her dead, wild gaze.  I shook my head.

“There, you see.”  Roger stood into hes pants and slipped on his loafers.  “Now, let’s go.”

“You first,” Shaheen intoned, mocking sweet, and gestured with her hand.  I obeyed, Shaheen following uncomfortably close behind.

Something was clearly wrong.  The steady hospital bustle that had earlier helped lure me to sleep had gone silent.  Shaheen’s pace prodded me through the entryway and into the ward.  Through the buzz of climate control I picked out a sickening crackle.  I paused to listen, but Shaheen grabbed me at the shoulder, forcing me onward.

“Come on.  No gawking.”

As furtively as I could manage, I searched for signs of the hospital staff.  Phones rang unanswered, and it was all I could do to not rush over and snatch them up.  In the window of a second – as we passed the galley kitchen, I saw an orderly in indigo scrubs face-down on the floor, writhing uncontrollably, his gasps and strangulation audible for a moment, then silenced as we passed the doorway.

“I apologize, Philip -”  Roger stamped along weakly, some of his usual humor returned.  “Shaheen here is my personal assistant.”

“I’ve told you, Maybury, I prefer that you call me ‘bodyguard,’” the woman said, seemingly to empty space.  She produced a staff ID card and swiped it on an electric strip.  An elevator answered our summons and we filed in.

“Is that so.  Tell me, sweetie – if you’re my bodyguard, how on earth did I die again this morning?” Roger needled with a child’s glee.

“You’re the one who wanted a day to yourself -”

The elevator doors opened to reveal a shorn-headed security guard, speaking into his comm with his back to us.

“Yeah, I’m headed there now.  Must be a problem with the phone lines again.  Damn contractors-”  He turned then and saw us, contorting his wormy brow.  “Excuse me! This is a staff elevator.  You’re not allowed to…”

He stopped, mouth agape, jaw quaking.  His eyes rolled in his head and he made a guttering noise as if struck in the throat with an open palm.  He had not yet sunk to his knees before Shaheen ushered us on to the parking lot.

“Don’t ask,” Roger rasped secretively in my ear.  “She’s sensitive, poor dear.”

“W-will they be all right?” I heard my own voice quiver with terror.

Maybury frowned at the sunlight as we stepped free of the building.  “Mm. Surely. Well – mostly.”

“Come on,” Shaheen ordered, ad we hurried behind.  Surely, I could have tried to escape then, amongst the cars of the lot, and with the main entrance to my left.  But I did not run.  The woman, clad in black and jut forward like a grim prow, held a power I could not begin to comprehend.  I dared not test it.  And despite the fear of the unknown that gnawed at my gut, a thousand questions bubbled up, straining against the lid, demanding answers.

Shaheen remote-started the car as we approached, and no sooner had we piled in than she swung the car out of space and jutted toward the road.”I’m guessing the police will be after us?” I queried causally, as if asking if the Giants were playing this coming weekend.

“That’s likely,” Maybury perched like a gnarled scavenger bird, cradling himself with his arms linked to the ankles.  “Does that bother you?”

I take a breath and started, “Look, you’ve already thrown a wrench in my day, and before the authorities crash our little party I’d like to hear about the first time you died.”

Once again, the hex-headed light shown in Roger’s eyes, his mouth erupting in a snarling grin.

“Yes.  Oh yes.  Let’s start there.”

 

Since I’m not doing martial arts these days, garening is about as high-impact as I get (besides running after the dog!).  I have, however, developed a routine to help keep me in shape as I garden.  Here are some examples:

The Weeding Sway.  This exercise works the calves, thighs, deltoids and obliques.

On the balls of your feet, crouch down so that your butt touches your heels.  Lean forward and from side to side, pulling up any grass and other invasive weeds within your reach.  When there are no more weeds or grass within reach, move to a new spot and start again.

Note: Keep your back as straight as possible for this exercise to avoid injury.  Bend at the waist, not with the back.
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The Bunny Hop.  This exercise works the quadriceps, glutes, calves and hamstrings.

Perhaps your garden wasn’t planned as well as you’d like.  Maybe you planned your rows too wide, making it difficult to navigate without trampling your vegetables.

This is where the Bunny Hop comes in.  You want to keep your jumps light and precise, both on take-off and landing.  If your take-off is too heavy, you risk kicking up soil; if your landings are too heavy, you risk smashing your crops or falling on your face (And smashing more crops).

To keep your jumps light, keep the jump in your ankles and the balls of your feet.  The higher your jump, the more impact you’ll have, so keep your jumps controlled and low.

Note: Land lightly on one foot, then the other for better control.
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I won’t lie – these were fun to write! Maybe I’ll do a couple more this week.

The next time I post, I should come at you with Part Two of MAYFLY – read Part One here!

I hate grass.  Most lawns are full of the stuff, and it’s asbolutely useless unless you have livestock (most people don’t!).  Grass can only provide mere decoration – and only then, if it’s kept in check by whirring blades of doom.

So to hell with grass! I spent most of my Sunday weeding the garden of the stuff.  I also spotted several edible ”weeds” I want to encourage – namely, violets and common plantains.  I left them alone and thinned out the competition, in the hopes they’ll colonize further.

That’s the new plan – recognize regions of wild edible and clear out that pesky grass! Violets have a strong hold in the front and side yards, and common plantain could take over a large section of the backyard with a little encouragement.

Of course, this plan relies on mew not being lazy when it comes to picking up after the dog.  Currently, I let the dog just go where he pleases without picking it up.  If I truly want to eat from that yard one day, I gotta get that noxious stuff safely away.

Mixed news on the garden front.  The tomatoes up front have perked up and are developing sturdy stems and roots.  I made a simple trellis from green chicken wire and bamboo stakes, so soon I’ll start guiding them along it.

The tomatoes on the side yard are a different story.  I think the prolonged cold hurt them the most, since they get less sun.  By the time the last frost hit, they’d grown too big for the Ozarka Spring bottles I’d cut up as frost-guards.  The pressure on the puny leaves must have taken its toll – when I went to check on them last week, three of the plant were down to green nubs! All the damaged leaves had fallen away.  I have hope that they’ll bounce back, as they have healthy roots in rich soil.  I might just be looking at a longer payout for those.

The cannas up front are finally peeking out toward the sun, and I found a few dozen seedling spinach plants poking up while I was weeding! Huzzah!

D-do you think work will let me stay home and work on the garden for a few months?

Today as I was hunched over the garden pulling up grass, I began to think about my change in activities these last few years.  It used to be that, a couple times a week, I’d get together with steel-wielding students of the sword.  It was great fun, and I was even getting good at it, but I’ve lost all desire to meet up with them again.

Your hobbies say a lot about you.  The more time I spent with the sword group, the more I realized their proclivity for medieval combat was backed by an embrace of militarism as a whole – a jingoist nationalism I have no sympathy for.

The first sign I should have heeded came a few weeks in.  One member of the group suggested we pool in money for a pig carcass so we could all see how much damage a German longsword could do to a human body – how deep into the flesh it would sink, how it would interact with the bones and cartilege.  To me it seemed needless and a waste, and not particularly exciting.  Besides, they’d all gushed over other videos where the same thing was done.  Weren’t those enough?

Turns out I was in it for other reasons.  I wanted to learn a new way of moving, a new way of thinking with the whole body.  This class was wonderful for that, and it was well-taught.  I learned a new set of strategies and principles, and I learned to put them to use successfully.

What I didn’t care for was the military errata, both historical and modern, that permeated the group.  It’s just not something I want to aggrandize.  I don’t know if their love of warfare permeated everything they did, or if I was unable to look past it any longer.  Ultimately I stopped showing up after being shamed for not buying an $80 sword on my single-income budget (the one I share with a mortgage, my disabled wife, and my daughter).

It may seem strange to you that I’d object to such belligerence from martial artists – especially if you know how many strategy games I play.  But I find that attitude to be poisonous, divisive, and sick.  Any philosophy that relies on violent hatred of fellow humans, for whatever reason, is right out.

This afternoon, as the sun beat down on my arms and face, I  considered how gardening better fits my beliefs.  I’m creating something, week by week, year by year.  I’m taking something that’s mine and turning it into something greater than it is.  Sustainability over destruction – has a nice ring to it.

Also, tomatoes are good.  It’s hard to eat swords.

(Thanks for reading: I’ll be back soon to talk about this week’s garden adventures!)

Hello, readers! You may have noticed that updates are coming a little slower now than in the last few months.  And that’s for a number of good reasons.

Mostly, its a sign that I’m knee-deep in my projects.  I’m preparing the next round of Compendium articles, as well as cooking up a script for a Mesmeric Compendium audio show.  This decision was influenced in no small part by the Night Vale Radio podcast series, which is absolutely amazing and worth your time.  Our show will have a different flavor than our normal posts , but it should be exciting nonetheless.

I plan on expanding my serial horror story, as well.  There will be more on that in the coming weeks.

But best of all, I have great news on the comic book front.  A colorist of some renown has joined our team – someone with a reputation for quality work and for organizing independent projects.  He is just as excited about the Prairie City universe as we are, and has volunteered to help us get the Issue #1 colors ready to print.  We’re not revealing his identity just yet, but you should see some of his work soon, as he’s volunteered to help finish the colors for Issue 1!

That’s a lot to chew on, right? Add a rife video game addiction and you’ve got quite a pickle.  I’ll talk to you soon after I get some rest.

I’m sick of my new video game.

I made myself sick, no doubt about that.  In my zest to take over the world, I’ve neglected sleep.  Late into the night, I became more and more miserable and crumpled down upon myself, moving my armies here, moving my armies there.

Don’t get me wrong – the game is dreadfully fun if you have the right mindset.  If just been anxious about so many things, and instead of talking about it and working through it, I’ve been pouring it into the game.  Well, it turns out the game is hard, so putting your feelings of powerlessness and inevitablity into a game that gives you more of the same is… distressing.

Last night was my latest bender.  I’d been good all day long.  The bus rattled me home after work and I fussed in the garden until nightfall.  Time for a break, I thought.  Six hours later it’s almost 3 am, and I’m stumbling to bed for three short hours of rest.

When I’m on a roll, I never want it to end.  So I push and I push and I push.  It didn’t end well, this time around.

The last two days have been a blur.  Not the “oh wow, so much fun, life is incredible” type of blur, but the type that makes you want to lay down and accept oblivion.  After last week’s freakish snow, the sun has finally come out, and every living thing is thriving, reaching for the sky and getting stuck in my nostrils on the way.

I was hoping to keep my home improvement ball rolling tonight after two nights of productivity.  We were gifted a big bunch of Jerusalem artichokes, and those are in the ground now.  I’d worried the tomatoes were goners, but even though the first set of leaves look sad, the roots are strong and the new leaves are bright and vibrant.

I went into the attic for the first time this year.  It looks about the same as when I was last up there – dark, treacherous, and inhabited.  Soon I gotta plug whatever holes exist with mesh to keep critters out.  As I hauled up boards to put across the studs, something with four legs skittered by.

“Hey!” I shouted.  “Not cool! Bad!”  And so I banged some boards together and shouted some more and strew crystallized fox urine all about.  Soon after, I had a board bridge to keep me from falling through the ceiling again.  Fun times.

What’s next for the garden? Two things: getting a trellis up for those thriving tomatoes, and planting the thriving bunches of lily of the valley that my mom gave me.

That reminds me – remember those big poison ivy vines I snipped? They held more than water.  When I checked on them a day later, their urushiol poison had run out and congealed into a sticky mass that looks like hair gel.  So bizarre.

That’s all for now.  I gotta try to beat this allergy crud.  See you soon.

Good evening, everyone.  I thought I’d share with you a horror story I’m writing! This is my first attempt at something like psychological horror, so I’m pretty proud of this.

This is just a taste of what’s to come.  I hope you enjoy it!

MAYFLY

It began when I heard, then saw, an old college friend run down in Omaha.  I was relaxing at my favorite outdoor café when:

I heard the screech of tires, familiar enough, often streets away but now very close at hand –

I heard a man scream – this too was familiar, and with a specificity that struck the breast –

As I turned to look, I saw a shuddering bulk of cobalt blue and a stricken body thrown free –

And following the arc of vision I saw a late-model smartphone flung free, arcing high, emancipated from the now-familiar corpse.

A throng of pedestrians rushed in, and I with them.  I was sure the dissembled corpse, strung here on the warped hood and across the ground, was that of my old friend, Roger Maybury.

I stood there, dumbfounded in the tumult, recalling dead old Maybury, terror of the Philosophy undergraduates.  Not a class or social gathering or casual conversation went by without him blistering in tumult, screaming humans were slaves to the desires of others.  He aggrandized Nietzsche, claiming man (he always said “man”, not “humanity”, now matter how often corrected or by whom) was a chrysalis, a larvae, stuck between its base drudgery and the realm of the gods and that one day, he would prove it.  We’d pass the wine and the weed during these rants, basking in the rage, then we’d step in to revive the cupidic scowled when he, breathless, passed out.  All this larval talk and vasovagal extinction earned him the name Mayfly – a name I now regretted, seeing him thus on the pavement.

And as we clamored over the busted man – the body was gone, scraps of viscera left behind like footfalls in the frost.

The crowd shifted from excitation to mad bafflement.  A tall conical man grappled called emergency dispatch as a legion of smartphones captured the anomaly.  I began to think of my bag.  Whatever was going on, I’d feel more secure with laptop in hand.  As I turned away, my attention was hooked by a scream on the edge of sanity and there was Roger, no longer a wet mess of red, but clean and howling breathless.  The look in his eyes, a haunted agony that withered his features and his sanity, made me wonder if he wasn’t better off dead.

Presently I was shaking him by the shoulders, urging him: “Roger! Roger, it’s me.  You’re okay, Roger.  For the love of God, stop screaming!”

The ambulance team beat its way through the crowd – some still filming, some trying to touch the resurrected in religious fire.  And though Roger seemed physically fine, he was frozen in terror.

I rode along and guided Roger through hospital check-in and, given Roger’s state, they allowed me to stay.   The sedatives soaked his tissue, and he stopped clawing the air, and released my hand from his pin-and-needle grip.

As I sat, the adrenaline released me, and a cold ache settled in.  His breathing steady, Roger pooled his composure further into his absence.  The steady beat of machinery and hospital bustle pulled into a nodding doze.

“I thought it was you.”

Roger spoke, pulling me from my fitful nap.  HE was fixed on me now, alan wrench eyes digging into sockets long unused.

I shifted in my seat, pantomiming relaxation in an overwrought way.  “That was one hell of a trick, Jacob.  You okay?”

My jocular tone didn’t sway him.  He pursed his lips to speak, then relented and returned his gaze to the wall.

“When we were at school, I often went on for hours while you listened.  I know you thought I was a joke.  But there was something else there, wasn’t there?

“I’m sorry – forgive me.  I was an asshole.  But, more than ever, I need someone to listen now.

He bored into me again with flint-sharp eyes.  His cracked lips quivered.  “Please,” he rasped.  “Help me.”

I should have run.

This has been another strange week in our garden.  I got a wild hair up my ass one night and, taking advantage of a break in weeks of rain, I took the long-handled clippers and set out.  The plan was simple: take a stand against the poison ivy growing round the decaying tree out front.  We don’t have the funds to get rid of the thing, so the least I can do is cut back the wild vines before they bear fruit.  Birds love the tiny white berries, and if they eat them, they’ll spread the seeds throughout.

I found out something pretty amazing about poison ivy.  IN addition to clipping the branches, I took a go at the cracked, woody vines.  We’ve had so much rain these past weeks that, when I sliced the vine, clear water surged out of it like a running tap.  Can you imagine how much pressure the water was under for that to happen?

In other news, I don’t know if my tomatoes are going to survive Thursday’s snow.

That’s right.

Snow.

In May.

(I don’t even)

This week has me scattered.  Following Monday’s car repair, it’s taken me days to get back on some sort of schedule. Between that expense and other sudden expenses, I’ve had plenty to worry about.

To gain some measure of control and predictability, I fell back on one of my oldest coping mechanisms: video games.  My new game is Europa Universalis 3 — yes, another strategy game.  When I get stressed, obsessing over the movement of armies and the organization of nations until the wee hours of the morning is one way to help regulate.

It seems counter-productive – why worry about achievement in a virtual world, when there is so much to do with the house or with my creative endeavors? And yet, it’s the very act of planning and executing an endeavor, and enjoying the success, that gives me the confidence to continue.  To be successful, sometimes I need to feel successful.

I think that’s the reason I’m here, on this blog.  Getting something down on a regular basis gives me something to look back upon and build upon.  In the last few months, I’ve switched from working on the novel to working on smaller, serial projects that I can update whenever I like.  This includes the blog, but also the Mesmeric Compendium and the upcoming audio show we have in the works.  The shortest path I can create from conceptualization to final publication, the more “fuel” I have to continue on the larger projects.

Speaking of which! I’m writing a horror story in many parts. Part One of MAYFLY will be published in this month’s What White Elephant, but I will also place the updates here.  Look for Part One later this weekend!

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